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come on title!

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A lil flirting ain’t never hurt nobody 💕🤭

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i will welcome any and all your hornyposting, especially if it comes with great media recommendations (some of these i haven't seen - including secretary) and compelling prose. :) now i have to check out these works i haven't seen!

also - i have never fucked any of my bosses. but there were a couple that definitely wanted to. that's... ooof. thinking of the ide got me hot and bothered. thankfully i work remote... HAHAHAHAHA

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ok, story time - i once worked in a store for a major cellphone company fixing phones and running the office part of the business. for a while one of my coworkers was flirting a lot with me and things with him were getting... well, it wasn't innuendo anymore. one night we were scheduled to close together and it was the first time in YEARS we had been scheduled to close together. one thing led to another and we def fucked behind the phone accessories. YOU ARE WELCOME GRAND RAPIDS MICHIGAN CIRCA 2013. your phone accessories were b l e s s e d

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also, apologies for the third comment but gabrielle solis is always, always, always mami. i love her so much. my fave housewife.

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Hmmm....can't say I've ever fucked my boss but I've def fucked co-workers. That's boring though, because we've all done that.

I saw Secretary when it first came out but forgot about it. I'll give it a shot (innuendo?) later tonight.

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LMAOOOO!!! You just inspired me to write another post. Yes please give it another shot. Think about the Gary you were when it first came out and the Gary you are now 😆

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I was obviously younger but still trying to fuck my co-workers. The more things change….

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C'mon let's talk about the fornitures! How the corridor talk through the movie, changing wirh their relation.

The whole film Is a revelation, and beautifully pqlyed by the actors. It was erotic in a purely intellectual way. More exciting than many more explicit films.

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Omgggg ugh I fucking love Secretary. I rewatched it recently and was gonna write something about it on here which I don’t usually do but it’s truly just That Good ..

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Yes girl I’m obsessed !!!

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Ozark the best show I never realized the reason I connected with the show so much till you just pointed it out

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You know I’m intelligent come on now 🤭😝

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Yeah you right more than just a good writer I learn something new everyday

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I can’t tell you how many times I went “sammme” while reading. finally someone mentions secretary!! I love that movie dearly (also share a crush on James Spader for similar reasons. I’m obsessed with his voice I can’t explain it). you’re making me wanna rewatch and write about it now <33 ty for writing this

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