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Jack Usage's avatar

The last boss I had was a three-headed gorgon. I’d rather fuck a hole in the ground infested with scorpions.

You’ve been watching too many movies.

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Slightly Lucid's avatar

OUCH!

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Mahrukh (Moon) Khan's avatar

LOL

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Stephan Cook's avatar

1980’s called and want their policies on sex in office back. No one fucks anyone in the office anymore.

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Nevermore's avatar

Yea… that's not true. A friend of mine brought his wife into our downtown Chicago loop office building during an architectural tour, used his badge to switch floors, and fucked her on a conference table. Young “Web 2.0” companies with perks like free beer and a ton of 20-something employees (looking at you Yelp) had people fucking in the stairwells and bathrooms. This was in the past few years.

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Corey Banana's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Corey Banana's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Kayla Garro's avatar

Say that again “sex isn’t complicated, we make sex complicated” louder for the bitches in the back

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Corey Banana's avatar

Okay!!! It’s just sex like come on now!! Thank you for reading

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Irene's avatar

Interesting subject but idk where I stand

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James McCoy's avatar

Aren't you sitting. . . .

Here, on my lap.

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Irene's avatar

lmfao

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Aliyah's avatar

me before you is an insane rec

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Nans's avatar

Sex isn’t complicated, sure. But it always complicates things.

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Marvin's avatar

I’m reading part 2 and I’m still trying to figure out why you think I should be having sex with this old Jewish lady (my boss). Just kidding. You are hilarious!

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Corey Banana's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂 man listen if she was old and if she was hot I would say give it a try

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Gary Trujillo's avatar

Can I get a link for an application where you work? LOL...kidding!

Really though....this is funny stuff.

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Corey Banana's avatar

LMAOOOO!! Yes let me get that link for you 🤭

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Felicia A. Iyamu's avatar

Can we really blame the "Me Too" movement? This is the only part of the article I cannot agree with-rather, I believe we can "blame" social media for an overflow of information leading to some type of emotional and desires-based paralysis, and "echo chambers" which over-complicate the human experience.

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Jt Smith's avatar

I do not dream of fucking my boss or any beautiful girl I notice on the street. I am not sexually proactive. I just haven’t experienced a true love. I could care less about Hollywood sex symbols like Sidney Sweeney or the emergence of Angelina Jolie. It’s all bullshit. So continue writing a column about have taboo sex with your boss. For me, it’s not my bag of adult toys. For that reason, I am out.

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Jade Foster's avatar

Refreshing content

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Taylor's avatar

This was fire

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Graham Bloodworth's avatar

Interesting article, but although consensual intimacy is fine, you are there to work. The problems arise when the pair break up, someone gets hurt. Work suffers, and can result in hateful or harmful situations. Team morale breaks down.

Shagging the Boss is fine, while you're on top. But when his eyes wander to a new exciting conquest, it's human nature to feel used. Because adult emotions are powerful and not logical.

My last employer has an interesting test.

New employees were invited to Head Office for induction, placed in a Company owned hotel the night before. Many being young overindulged in the free bar, turning up the worse for wear at Head Office the next day. The CEO had reports from the Training Manager, but said nothing, but those people were marked down in his mind.

Take another scenario, Area Managers daughter gets a job with the Company. Boss is told, you can interview who you like but the jobs hers. Boss stands his ground, all of a sudden Boss is charged with being homophobic over an employee and forced to resign after months of stress and HR pressure.

Little Miss becomes a terror, an older employee challenges her trying to order them around. "Your not my Boss, I don't care who your daddy is."

What if you substitute, daughter for another employee who is the lover of someone in charge?

Real life is messy.

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Corey Banana's avatar

Yes, I agree and all of this is true. It’s gets messy real fast!

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James Turner's avatar

I'm not fucking him, he don't deserve this dick and I'm not gay……not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Lucy Erotica's avatar

I feel people's sexual psychology changes like fashion. Today it's "Me too", but maybe after a decade it's "I want", and women openly expressing their sexual desires in the workplace is a modern trend.

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Same Same's avatar

I am pretty sure both his wife and mine would not approve. Also I am kinda busy with stuff.

Thanks for the suggestion however

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