Why You Need to Fuck Your Boss Pt 2
If you don’t have thick skin and a brain that works, please leave my substack. I am creating a family here and this is a safe place for my substack cousins (that’s the name I gave y’all lmfao) If you are new here, I ask that you put your emotions aside and increase the logic God gave you. Sometimes I won’t break a scenario down because I trust that you are intelligent to read between the lines.
Me Too is a social movement and awareness campaign against sexual abuse, sexual harassment and rape culture. I always had a theory since the movement started it made everyone in the workplace walk on eggshells. The innocent comments a man gives a beautiful woman is now threatened by this movement. Men are predators by design, this is not me excusing their behavior but more understanding that sometimes when a man sees something he wants he’ll typically risk his life and moral code for it. It’s intoxicating to want something you never had in a place you never been vulnerable in aka work.
I’m a natural flirt, sometimes I flirt and I’m not aware of it but ever since the movement came out, I withheld so much of my personality at work. I do not go into work looking to find anything, however I am a beautiful girl, and I have fantasies, especially when the man is tall, handsome and smells great. My mind goes the same direction a man's mind goes because we are human, and sex is natural. Sex isn’t complicated, people make it complicated. I have trust and learn my body; I know when it’s time to break a few rules.
Whispers in the break room said having sex with your boss or co-worker is corny. When you spend 40 hours a week with someone who just so happens to be attractive, mother nature will make sure something comes out of it someway. Whether it’s lunch for them, picking up coffee for them before they come to the office or just plain old fashioned passionate sex. Something will brew in the break room from the attraction whether you want it to or not.
Me Too movement killed the allure, fantasy, imagination of the workplace. Dare I say the Me Toomovement enters people's bedrooms as well… you see this movement change how women and men view each other. The natural attraction, conversation and mutual respect for closeness. 90% of jobs are bullshit, why not make it interesting for those who enjoy playing hide and seek? I understand why people say fucking your boss and co-worker never ends well and it will cause problems, yes that’s true, however problems are everywhere and if your boss isn’t fucking his wife or anyone for that matter, attractive girl gets hired is he wrong for wanting to explore his imagination? Is she wrong if she gives him the green light? In my opinion, no.
Half of people have engaged in flirty behavior with their colleagues. 46% said they had romantic feelings towards their colleagues, 39% admitted to having a secret romance at work and 17% had a one-nightstand with a coworker. Nearly 60% have heard gossip about workplace romances. 41% are uncomfortable with public displays of affection from co-workers, 50% believe workplace relationships promote favoritism and 62% report their relationship to human resources.
Why would anyone in their right mind report a consensual relationship to HR? That defeats the purpose of the affair! Corporations are cracking down on sexual harassment due to the pricey lawsuits, I would like to debate this topic because sometimes there is no one size fits all to these cases. I’ve seen men and women lie and I really hate that the Me Too movement approaches harassment as if every situation is black and white. I’m not a “believe all victims” kinda gyal! I’ve seen and heard women lie to hurt men that f*ck them because they aren’t going to leave their wives OR they don’t want to have a monogamous relationship. Some men are creepy, I will admit to that! Some men do plot and stalk women during and after work and yes, I believe there should be consequences for those kinds of men. All men aren’t rapists, predators by design, yes, rapists? No. Some men were raised right and have respect for women’s privacy and autonomy.
Here are some “Why You Need to Fuck Your Boss” movie recommendations:
1. Two Weeks’ Notice 2002 Comedy/Romance
2. The Ugly Truth 2009 Comedy/Romance
3. Working Girl 1988 Comedy/Romance
4. Can You Keep a Secret? 2019 Comedy/Romance
5. Beauty & the Briefcase 2010 Comedy/Romance
6. Me Before You 2016 Romance/Drama
7. Up Close and Personal 1996 Romance and Drama
The last boss I had was a three-headed gorgon. I’d rather fuck a hole in the ground infested with scorpions.
You’ve been watching too many movies.
1980’s called and want their policies on sex in office back. No one fucks anyone in the office anymore.