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This post is for people who squeal with glee when the Office Depot catalog drops.

I am those people.

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Same,, lol

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Is this a safe space? , I’m turned on by checklist and spreadsheets (pun intended). I found my people ☺️

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yes girl!1 These safe space has bolted locks lmao, i love a good checklist , especially when everything is written neatly.

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Yoo, I love a good check-list. I use ASANA soley for the green light that flashes when you check off a task. And I love a nicely organized excel doc. It's the little things.

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The little things make the big things feel small in comparison!!! You understand!! 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️

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I love office supplies but this is another level. Did that movie "Secretary" fuck you up? lol

seriously though, you can get high as fuck smelling those fat sharpies that the graffiti kids use. I think they keep them behind glass because they're so expensive.

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LMAOO!!! That movie made me comfortable enough to come out with my office supplies kinks omggg i love the smell of sharpies lol i cant stop laughing

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Secretary changed my life

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I used to be an office clerk. And I was in charge of ordering the supplies needed. I would definitely order extra supplies just for me to take home lol.

And when the office shut down. I CLEARED that office cabinet of all the good supplies

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LMAO. Please don’t forget the cleaning supplies, my ass leave with something every night 🤣🤣🤣

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I clicked this article because the title made me audibly laugh, but I'm with you a thousand percent here. The sexual tension between me and journals is strong, I love buying journals, the smell of a fresh one, the feeling of excitement when you start a new one, or finish the one you have been living in. And none of this can work without the right type of pens. I love a good ball point pen that writes with sturdiness, but liquidity. My office is littered with notebooks, and ballpoint pens, it's a badge of honor. Thanks for helping me see I'm not alone in this.

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I need to find my man or my favorite pen fucking asap becauseeeeee this post just … yeah

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Once you find your pen, nothing will ever be the same sister!!!

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I need to see that movie now. I love James Spader....love your honesty, too....[[|:-)

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Yes!! Please watch it lol it’s great you will enjoy it

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