Boys will be boys… we often hear that phrase growing up. If you have brothers, uncles, nephews you will hear the mantra repeatedly. The mothers don’t understand the damage they’re doing when saying “boys will be boys.” This is not a “gender war” rant and I feel the need to state that, people will read my post and take what makes sense to them instead of accepting what’s being said. Don’t play with me, thank you in advance.
Come along children let’s enter this juicy topic! Boy Moms, Mama Boys, Boy This, Boy That, Boys… if you are new here, I am the oldest of 10 siblings that are equally dispersed between my mother and father. I grew up in a house full of women, my grandmother has 7 children, 5 girls and 2 boys. My mother pushed me out of her good coochie at 16 years old (I’m assuming it’s good cause I’m gorgeous) OR my father had a mean stroke! Either way I’m in this b*tch, alive, well and happy. I love being around women, the feminine energy, gossip, rumors and hypergamy of it all. I developed a certain je ne sais quoi at reading the room via being raised by multiple women like my aunties, grandmas and mother. Everyone had their own personality and style; I took everything I observed over the years and made it into a beautiful labyrinth of self-respect.
I witnessed women in my family birth sons and watched how they treated their daughters or anyone that was around their beloved sons. Strange… I often said to myself. The great spy that I am, kept an eye on everything, taking mental notes of it all. One day, I reached a conclusion, a woman who isn’t healed and has a treacherous dating history, births a son and loves him as if he is her man. I call it emotional incest.
Other men couldn’t do it for her, seizing this moment, she realised she can mold her son into the man of her dreams. Of course, women like this are at the bottom of the barrel of the intelligence bucket! Keep in mind they are not aware of the emotional baggage and damage they’re doing to their own child and when that child grows up one day and began to date, the curse she casted upon him will bleed into his future lovers.
Sounds familiar? Sounds like someone you dated before. What do we call those boys? Oh right… Mama Boys!
A grown a** man, able to complete task on his own but he has his incest mother to do everything for him. At this point since the emotional incest has brewed just take the next step and f*uck each other! I know sometimes I take sh*t too far but I’m asking you trust where I’m going with this. These are the same women who talk about inequality, injustice and misogyny but blind to the fact that they birth and raised a red pill bottom feeder.
“I shoulda scrapped you as a fetus.” - Nicki Minaj
Make it, make it sense pa-lease! For the love of God. Dear Heavenly Father, your name is special and holy. We want to be with you in heaven, and for what you want to be done on earth, boy moms are infesting the culture, and we have no more kings, we have no more gods. No Hermes, Zeus or Kratos. Just limp d*cks, Netflix & Chill, Cuban Links, Rick Owen boots with the bag to match, no IRA’s, building roof men. God, dare I say we don’t even have plumbers anymore. Please call me when you get this message.
Next question: As a woman, how could you not want to have a smaller version of you?
This is where I judge woman! What do you mean you don’t want a daughter because girls have attitudes? I know more men that are sassier than women! Be real! I support women having mood swings, attitudes, bitchiness, mean and evil ways. Our brains communicate with our uterus, then proceeds to communicate with us. It’s a lot of biological wires connected inside of women that men couldn’t imagine. I believe women are doing a great job at balancing all their 1 million emotions they feel per day while having to carry the weight of their good Va-ginerrrr, heart and intuition. The load is heavy, may the crown never slip. Read that again.
Singing the mantra “Boys Will Be Boys” is assuring that your son can do harm and get away with it. He then grows up to believe this is true and do insidious things such as: assault, robbery, and homicide. Shoplifting is the only crime which is equally distributed between the genders.
The disadvantages of dating a Mama’s Boy:
He’ll always turn to his mom for advice.
Incest mothers will constantly pester you about their son’s whereabouts.
Your privacy will be compromised.
When the incest mother is around, he will turn into a child.
You may get a mental image of when you guys have sex.
He will think her taste is your taste (clothes, home decor, etc)
You’ll never be able to avoid the comparisons.
Most importantly ladies, he will lack drive and willpower.
Women who boast about not wanting daughters because they don’t want to deal with attitudes and monthly periods hate themselves. They are angry because men continue to deny them of love. Male identified, d*ck dizzy and male centered. They will do A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G to keep a man, accept him broke, down bad, no ambition or direction and will happily open her legs and doors to house him. I’ve heard of stories of women choosing men over their own daughters! Yes! Their own flesh and blood. This is how the story goes: mother goes out, meets a guy, he mentions something about not wanting kids in the house, all of sudden the mother began to pick fights with her daughter to prove to this new man she met 72 hours ago that she cares about him, proceeds to kick her teenage daughter out and make up lies that her daughter caused problems in the household. Yeah… there’s even worse stories but I’ll spare you guys tonight.
There’s nothing wrong with wanting to have a boy but could you b*tches please raise outstanding man? Can’t you see our world is in desperate need of a leader and not a follower?
Father God, we come before you today weak and afraid of the incest mothers. Our world feels frightening in ways that it has not before.
this is gross as hell...thank God my mom treated me like shit like a normal family.
This was a read and a half, and I was cackling throughout. I have ALWAYS hated that phrase and it's one of those things that instantly gives me the ICK when I hear another parent say it. Sorry, not sorry but we'll never be getting that coffee together.